You have 3 kids? No, I have 3 orangutangs.
All girls? No, I actually just dress my boys in drag.
Only a year apart your youngest 2? No, actually that youngest is a middle aged midget man dressed in drag...would explain her hair.
You do know what causes those dont you? No, I have no clue would you like to explain to me what causes them right now in the middle of Kroger? Wait let me get my pen for notes.
For the love of everything HOLY! It just amazes me people's capacity for stating the obvious. Its like when I go somewhere and someone asks me if I work at the children's center....while I'm wearing the children's center shirts.....I'm waiting for the day someone asks me , "hey are you a short fat woman?" Nope, I'm really 5'10, a supermodel and married to Russell Crowe who rubs my feet and calls me "My Pet" all night long.
I know I'm guilty of being as obvious as others, but I dont annoy myself..just the general public. And really I have some pride in annoying the general public.
